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Grumpy Old Men

Full-length
(2.5 hrs)
Musical Comedy
4F, 5M, Ensemble
Best for Community & Pro Theatres

Overview

GRUMPY OLD MEN is the story of two aging men, Max and John, neighbors who have been feuding for most of their lives. Invigorated by their shared affection for their new neighbor across the street, the beautiful, eccentric, and charming Ariel, they face-off as romantic rivals until their hilarious shenanigans finally bring about a resolution to their long-standing differences. Based on the 1993 film, which starred Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, and Ann-Margret, this stage adaptation captures the lovably crotchety characters through twinkling humor, great songs, and the affectionate depiction of a small town that feels like home to everyone.

Casting & Production

Casting

4 female and 5 male featured roles

Opportunities for featured casting in the ensemble

JOHN GUSTAFSON (retired history teacher) – Male, Age 70

MAX GOLDMAN (his neighbor; retired TV repairman) – Male, Age 71

ARIEL TRUAX (college professor; new in town) – Female, Age 52

JACOB GOLDMAN (Max’s son; a lawyer) – Male, Age 39

MELANIE NORTON (John’s daughter; a R.E. agent) – Female, Age 38

SANDRA SNYDER (nefarious tax collector) – Female, Age 40

“GRANDPA” GUSTAFSON (John’s oversexed father) – Male, Age 94

CHUCK BARRELS (owns the town’s general store) – Male, Age 69

PUNKY BARRELS (Chuck’s niece; also new to town) – Female, Age 55

ENSEMBLE (5 men; 3 women)

HARRY the accident-prone postman delivers mail to

TIM the dubious minister who is married to

UNIS the avian addict while

STAN the polka champion is browbeaten by his wife

FRAN the town gossip

KARLA caffeinates all, including

BO and LO who appear as movers, orderlies and other random duos

(The actor playing KARLA also portrays the NURSE.)

Orchestral Information

Keyboard 1-2

Reed 1-2

Trumpet

Trombone

Violin

Guitar

Bass

Drums

Credits

GRUMPY OLD MEN THE MUSICAL

Book by DAN REMMES

Music by NEIL BERG

Lyrics by NICK MEGLIN

Adapted from the Warner Bros. motion picture written by MARK STEVEN JOHNSON

Upcoming Productions

Nov 2124, 2025
Hot Springs Village Players
Hot Springs Village, AR

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